Awesome. I love sandwiches!You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
Awesome. I love sandwiches!You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m not sure if he actually said this, but it does seem in character for him. How is this concept foreign to some people?
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buuuuuuuuuuuhhh <3
Have to vent somewhere since most everyone agrees facebook is off limits about it for now…
I had my 21-week ultrasound a week ago. 2 days ago I got a call to call my nurse back about the results. Yesterday morning I finally get a hold of her and am told that my baby is only measuring in the 2nd percentile for growth. This morning I get a call that my file has been faxed to the nearest big city (an hour away) and my appointment isn’t for another 3 weeks.
The waiting game is going to kill me. It’s possible there’s nothing wrong at all and he’s just a late bloomer, or there could be a reason he’s so small. There’s nothing worse than not knowing right now.

My thigh piece, none other than Velma herself. A year in the making, this was my final sitting. People have told me I resemble her for years, so getting this tattoo is my way of owning and embracing that. It’s also a tribute to intelligent and sexy women (because these things aren’t mutually exclusive.) :)
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